How do you get a clown off of a swing?
Hit him with an axe.
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
How to you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Whats worse than finding a worm in you're apple?
My eyes are the prettiest shade of green when I...